The case of the missing days...

[The Brain]

Greetings denizens of the land.
It seems a great crime has been commited.
The Great Calendar has been tampered with.
Days have gone missing from time...many days it would seem...
Someone is stealing time away from us and this cannot be allowed.
I have decided in absence of the senate to order a crusade sent out to discover the cause of this treachery to the realms. Snowball has gone lax in his would be rule of the land in the absence of the monarchs and I as Supreme Overlord of the Known Universe cannot allow anyone to tamper with the fabric of time. To steal a day away from the calendar is to rob me of my own time and I will not allow this to happen.
So this said who will go out on the quest to find the bandits responsible for this act of war against civilization? Who will go? Where are the great Heros of Old? Haev they all gone? Surely someone will rise and fight for the prosperity of the land. Show yourself!