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Old 08-03-04, 10:26 AM
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ATTENTION DENIZENS OF WACKY WORLD!!!

With the fulfillment of the prophecy of the Return of the Tyrant, the commencement of the Last Duel, and with the recent Gathering of the Ancients, the signs fortelling the end of the Third Age of Wacky World are now upon us.

The end of the THIRD AGE is drawing nigh

Prepare for the culmination of the foolish warring and endless battles of the Third Age, as the Harbringer begins his journey eastward. Kingdoms and Castles will be razed, crops destroyed, industry will be ground to a halt, as forces more powerful than those that reside in the upper reaches of your imagination will be unleashed on Wacky World.

For it has been written:

The destruction of the warring ways of the Ancients is at hand, a new order will come to replace the old standards as the Empire, SSiRA, and other institutions will burn. The castles of the ancients will be torn asunder, and the land will roil and burn like a vast sea of fire. Lands, once powerful and self assured will be swallowed by the Earth, and old alliances will die. In the midst of this destruction, The last two ancients will face off in a final duel, one that will propel them into the mirror-lands, there to be at odds until the end of the seventh age. New lands and new heros will emerge to reclaim the dream that was Wacky World, the rules of the Ancients will be cast away, never to be seen again. Old boards will be erased as a new order will descend on Wacky World, leading to the dawn of the fourth age.



You have been warned that the destruction of the Third Age is at hand.


More to come.
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Old 08-03-04, 11:29 AM
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Ooh, interesting

I was thinking that either with the Tyrant's return or Scarecrow's, would be the start of the Fourth age.
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Old 08-03-04, 01:41 PM
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or the coming of a new tyrant...
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Old 08-03-04, 02:06 PM
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Yeah, maybe when the 1st Tyrant comes him and the new 2nd tyrant will have a little ego battle going there, then a new great tyrant will come out the winner, whoever that will be.
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Old 08-03-04, 02:07 PM
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Apparently I am not considered an ancient then? Now that is ironic seeing as how I remember the days when the Tyrant first graced this land with his presence.

The time of the Azure Phoenix has not yet come to pass...




And Kitty... you have an AAC reference in your sig too?

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Old 08-03-04, 02:12 PM
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iva had it for a while. i finally cleaned out the sig. lol. *giggles* i made avie blush again!!!
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Apparently I am not considered an ancient then? Now that is ironic seeing as how I remember the days when the Tyrant first graced this land with his presence.

The time of the Azure Phoenix has not yet come to pass...


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Who said you weren't an Ancient. "The Gathering of the Ancients"

You are here now are you not???

From the WW Prophesies:

At the end of the Third Age will the Ancients Gather to determine the final outcome of the struggle for power between the forces of Tyranny and all who oppose. This gathering will signify the coming of a new age, the destruction of the old orders, and the rising of new powers and allegiences....
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Old 08-03-04, 02:50 PM
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You'll have to forgive my misreading of your words. I fear that all these dire threats of upheaval and misery affected my comprehension. Plus it's been a really boring day at work today. The Azure Phoenix shall survive these times... just like we have arisen from the ashes of our own defeats earlier... before we took the namesake of the Azure Phoenix.

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Old 08-03-04, 03:03 PM
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Perhaps the Azure Phoenix will arise in a different role in the new age, 'tis not for me to say...

Only that change will come to WW and it will be, out of necessity, broad in it's reach...
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Old 08-03-04, 05:57 PM
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Man the castles you say? Flannel you take care of the one here in FlannelLand. I shall protect the Senate, if possible.

Perhaps theses are signs that we should once again get the ring bearer and once again try to destroy the ring once and for all?
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Old 08-03-04, 06:56 PM
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Balderdash. The "last duel"? You know nothing.

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Old 08-03-04, 07:45 PM
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Ohhh. Avie blushed again. *huggles* for Avie. Good going Kitty.
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Balderdash. The "last duel"? You know nothing.

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It's written right here in this novel!

"Left Behind: A Novel of the (Wacky) world's last days"



As for the rest, the Flanneled Peoples have survived far worse.
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Ohhh. Avie blushed again. *huggles* for Avie. Good going Kitty.

heh heh heh. YUP!
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Old 08-04-04, 10:39 AM
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So, how did we move from the first age to the second age, and the second age to the third age?
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