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She Believes
11-21-02, 01:28 PM
1. CHURCH PARKING - FOR MEMBERS ONLY! Trespassers will be baptized!

2. "No, God - No Peace. - - Know God - Know Peace."

3. "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!"

4. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin- Robbins."

5. An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, -"For Fast Relief, Take Two Tablets."

6. "Christians are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

7. "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush."

8. "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."

9. "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking."

10. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."

11. "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

12. "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

13. "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

14. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

15. "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire Insurance soon."

16. "A ch__ch is a church when (U R) in it.

17. "In the dark? Follow the Son."

18. "Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."

19. God's free offer of salvation expires - - when you do.

InvisaChick
11-21-02, 03:09 PM
6. "Christians are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."


That is plagerism of Elanor Roosevelt. She said "Women are like teabags...."

Another cute one I've seen is

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."