Plan B

[Flannel Avenger]

Let it be known that the Elfin Army and the Dwarfish hoardes have joined with the Flannel Avenger to fight with the Tyrant and his Orcs. As Orcs are large goblins, and goblins are the sworn enemies of the Elves and Dwarfs, they have joined with me to fight the Tyrant.

I am also in negotiations with the Eagles...

Tyrant BEWARE!

[Orpheus42]

*grabs popcorn*

This should be amusing! :biggrin:

[Vinnie]

*Tyrant captures the hafflings and finds what he is looking for*

[Breni Sue]

You will never win, silly Flannel Boy! Tyranny will rule forever!! :redhotmad

*walks over to the Tyrant so that she may see what he has found*


Uhhh, what is it?

[Vinnie]

What I found makes me unstobbable. Isuldur once stole it from me but now I have it back *muhahahahahaha*

We are alluding to the Lord of the Kings o great Tyrantess ;)

I will give you a hint. There is an ensciption on what I have found and the language is a tongue of Mordor which I will not utter here.

[Flannel Avenger]

EGAD!! I shall have to finish reading the Trilogy rather quickly to destroy the Tyrant now! Fortunately, it is Christmas break.

Be Back Sunday to destroy the Tyrant... :D

[Vinnie]

By then I will be too powerful. The shadow has already begun creeping over Middle Earth spreading like a plague from the land of Mordor. Soon the Last Homely House of Elrond in Rivendale will be overtaken. Soon Gondor and its men will fall and LothLorien will be burnt to cinders and become a desolate wasteland. The Shire will be swarmed with Orcs and the Hafflings will become my slaves. The elves of mirkwood forest will crumble undermy fist. Soon I will destroy the high elves and take the three elvish rings. The Ents will be used to make arrows. The eagles will be shot down with these arrows. None will be spared. Tom Bombadillo will sing no more. He will be cast from middle earth. The dwarves will never again attempt to retake the Mines of Moria as they will suffer the Tyrant's wrath and be defeated. Gandalf the white will be no more. He will pass more swiftly than Gandalf the grey!

I have found what I long searched for and it makes me stronger than ever! I have found it, I have found the one ring!

One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

:redhotmad

[Breni Sue]

Ahhhh....I shall have to brush up on my fantasy reading then! I used to read this stuff addictively in high school, but alas that has been a long time ago! ;) :rofl:

[Vinnie]

Cmon Tyrantess, we need to build an army for the invasion:

[Vinnie]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Vinnie]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Vinnie]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Vinnie]

That is 10 Orcs. Now I need some bombs!

[Vinnie]

:bomb:

[Vinnie]

:bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

[Breni Sue]

*begins assembling the troops*

:smash::smash::smash::smash:
:smash::smash::smash::smash:

[Vinnie]

:bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

[Breni Sue]

:smash::smash::smash:

:smash::smash::smash:

[Breni Sue]

:redhotmad :redhotmad :redhotmad
:redhotmad :redhotmad :redhotmad

[Vinnie]

Well, we got 19 Orcs, 8 cave trolls and 12 bombs. Need some Balrogs now :D

[Vinnie]

ooh, we got 6 of those :D

[butterfly]

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Breni Sue]

:somad::somad::somad::somad::somad:

:somad::somad::somad::somad::somad:

[Vinnie]

:yum: :yum: :yum: :yum: :yum:

[Vinnie]

those are hungry dragons btw ;)

[butterfly]

:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

[Breni Sue]

10 ogres!!

[butterfly]

:2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool:

[Vinnie]

Oh no, our opponent is raising an army too. Back to work

:redhotmad :smash: :bomb: :devil: :redhotmad :smash: :bomb: :devil:

[Breni Sue]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

8 laughing Hyenas!

[butterfly]

:D :D :D :D

[Vinnie]

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

Those are angel eating mosters :D

[butterfly]

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[butterfly]

:eureka: :eureka: :eureka: :eureka:

[Breni Sue]

:redhotmad :redhotmad
:bomb::bomb::bomb:
:spin::spin::spin:

[butterfly]

:love: :love: :love: :love:

[Vinnie]

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Water hydras that can Flood small towns....

[butterfly]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Breni Sue]

:argue::argue::argue:
:argue::argue::argue:
:argue::argue::argue:

[butterfly]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Vinnie]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Lizards with whip like tongues .....

[butterfly]

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

[butterfly]

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: = wizards! :D

[Vinnie]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Vomit Spiiters. Garunteed to clear out any camp :D

[butterfly]

:umm: :umm: :umm: :umm: =spies

[Vinnie]

:smash: :bawling: :wah: :redhotmad :devil: :bomb: :p

[butterfly]

:boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: =err...sleeping potion

[Breni Sue]

:boring::boring::boring::boring:
:boring::boring::boring::boring:

Great snoring beasts, whose loud snore can deafen anyone within a 100 yeard radius!

[Vinnie]

:eureka: :eureka: :eureka: :eureka: :eureka: :eureka:

The Tyrant's War Strategy team

[butterfly]

:2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: This one's still my favourite!

[butterfly]

Hey, I already used these ones: :eureka: :boring: You can't have them! Those are my troupes!

[Vinnie]

:stinkeye: :stinkeye: :stinkeye: :stinkeye: :stinkeye:

[Breni Sue]

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Green monsters with laser-eyes that destroys all in their path.

[butterfly]

:what: :what: :what: :what: =elves which give you impossible riddles that you will keep trying to solve for eternity.

[Breni Sue]

Originally posted by butterfly
Hey, I already used these ones: :eureka: :boring: You can't have them! Those are my troupes! We captured them! :p

[butterfly]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: more of those riddling elves.

[Vinnie]

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Goblins with large sharp teeth....

[butterfly]

Well fine, if you can use my troupes, I can use yours!

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[Vinnie]

Originally posted by butterfly
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: more of those riddling elves.

No no no, those are my Medusas. Look at them and you will be turned to stone

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[butterfly]

That's what YOU think....:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: these are hobbits. Aren't they cute?

[Vinnie]

:what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what:

Watch duty on camp and scouts

[butterfly]

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: still my most powerful weapon.

[Vinnie]

LOL, so much for Dlannel's plan B :D

[butterfly]

Who's Dlannel?

[butterfly]

:2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: :2cool: hehe, I love this smilie!

[Breni Sue]

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:
:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

These will effectively annihilate your bothersome hobbits!

[butterfly]

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Breni Sue]

:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash: :smash:
:smash::smash:

[butterfly]

Umm...are we having a war? I thought we were just posting smilies....hehe...oh well.

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Breni Sue]

We are overthrowing Flannel's Plan B! :biggrin:

[butterfly]

Flannel has a plan b? I didn't even know he had a plan a. :rofl: Anyways, I guess he's got some troupes now. I'll give him a few more for good measure...
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

[Vinnie]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Breni Sue]

You forgot 3! (although I am sure they could be easily crushed anyway!)

:devil::devil::devil:

Some more could not hurt:
:devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Squeaky]

quack quack quackquackquack

(translation supplied by Mr. X- troupes? Where's the stage? Who's putting on a show?)

Squeaky

[Flannel Avenger]

Foolish Tyrant! You are bluffing! You are not the ONE!! You will wind up either a ringwraith or similar to Gollum! True, you shall have power for a time, but you shall be destroyed. I have assembled the Elfin Army as they are upset about your banning of trees in Tyrantville. I have Assembled the Dwarfish Hoardes, as your taxes have hurt their pocketbooks and you fraternize with those who dared kill the Great Thorin Oakenshield and Balin son of Dwalin. And the Lord of the Eagles has joined with me because of your foolish order that all ducks be killed. But most of all, the GREAT Flandolf the Plaid has joined with me to aid in my quest to destroy Tyranny and the ring! Butterfly shall be the ring bearer once we have captrured it, since Butterflys are pure creatures and cannot be corrupted, unlike Kyrie's...

[Breni Sue]

It is hard to corrupt what has always been corrupted! :p :biggrin:

You are a funny and foolish man, to think that you are even a match for the Tyrant and his army! You will never have the ring! We will crush your little army like a bug, and Flandolf the Plaid right along with them! :redhotmad :redhotmad :bomb:

I am sure the Tyrant will have a good laugh though when he hears of your plan! :rofl: *goes off to the Tyrant's castle to inform him*

[yaimulkes]

Wow...I've never seen people talk so much and say so little! Congratulations, my friends! :spin: Merry Christmas, let's have less world domination and megalomania and more LLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!

Hey, well if everyone else can be cheesy, why can't I?

[Katie_543]

This thread makes me laugh :rofl:

I didn't know there were so many smilies! It's too bad we can't post images from other sites. You could really get armies that way! :p

[Bohrdumb]

Whichever side asks for my help will gain an army of Homer's

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And on marge to rule them

(00000 8^ )

[Flannel Avenger]

eeeeeeeexcelent.

[Breni Sue]

I wonder whatever happened to Flandolf the Plaid? :rofl:

Sorry, but I just had to bump this back up for a good laugh, seeing how we seem to have several threads on ILJ being resurrected lately! ;)

[Marilyn]

I, for one, have been THOROUGHLY entertained!

roflolololol

:angel:

[Flannel Avenger]

Flandolf the Plaid went to Gondor to read through the libraries to find a way to destroy the Tyrant.

[Nicole]

well, that was highly amusing


and may I just say:


I miss Cath :wah:

[Flannel Avenger]

Maybe I should ressurect the Butterfly/McDonald's conspiracy in rememberance of Cath... :devil: :angel:

[Nicole]

ues it to bribe her to come back and defend herself :angel:

[Flannel Avenger]

If anything would do it, that would ;)

[Metta]

:wah: I missed that episode.... :wah:

[Nicole]

go for it, Robbie :D - besides, Metta needs to read it! :D

[Breni Sue]

I think I found the thread in question, but it appears to have been eaten by the last pruning! :( That's OK, I found another Mc Donalds thread that should bring her out of the woodwork! :D