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Sir Shaun
12-11-01, 08:25 PM
This trial is to determine something important.
This trial will be for the purpose of deciding wether or not flannel is guilty of trying to overthrow the SSIRA and replacing the Scarecrow with himself.
I will serve as Judge.
Sir Vincent you shall serve as Prosecutor.
Scarecrow you being board champion are bound to defend the defenseless and Flannel has no voice in the consolate so you are appointed to defend him.
Sir Jason you having been hereby apointed as full consle shal serve as bailif... Sorry your promotion wasn't a great party or anythign but this takes priority and we need a bailif so your it.
Liz you shall henceforth serve as keeper of the jury... we don't have one right now but if we do you are in charge of making sure they don't discuss the case. Also you are appointed court recorder which will be easy as he post record everything we type so you don't have to. You shall also be given the privaledge of being the person that reminds me of stuff...You know like the guy on judging amy...I can't remember his name or the name of the job so your first job to do is remind me of what that job is exactly.
Now then Balif I shall do the speaking for you right now...
Sir Jason:
All Rise announcing his honor Supreme Chancellor of the IHCofC
Sir Shaun
(shaun walks in and sets down)
You may be seated...
Sir Shaun:
Court is called to order. Prosecutor what then is this flannel clad man accused of?
Scarecrow after Sir Vincent posts his charges how then does your client plead?
Flannel Avenger
12-11-01, 08:29 PM
*Begins handing evidence to the clerk of the court, not a statement as of yet*
The following evidence is entered into the court:
Originally posted by crossrhythm
I know this is going to sound disloyal, but I suggest we leave you there for the moment. You wish to be second in command. Well now, for the first time, your abilities are truly being tested. This will prove an excellent time to see if you are worthy to be our leader in the scarecrow's absence. We shall see how you do in solving the riddles. Fear not, however, for if you answer one incorrectly, I have already figured out a way to get you out.
Originally posted by ilgwamh
I declare flannel to be inappropriate attire in Tyrantville. All flannel must be destroyed immediately!
More to come later...
The Scarecrow
12-11-01, 08:34 PM
Your honor I know my clients actions seem out of order and I appologise for them. We would like to enter the above quotes in his post as defense exhibit a and b. A being a quote made by Crossrythm or so I am told and exihibt b being a quote from the tyrant. I hope you shall accept them but if not at this time then we shall wait and re enter them t the appropriate time.
Signed,
Scarecrow
(whispering to flannel: you must be careful in what you do. This is not a playground we have to be serious and obey the rules of the IHCofC...many of which you don't know...you know your acting out of turn could get us both in trouble...)
Sir Shaun
12-11-01, 08:36 PM
The court shall allow the evidence to be entered. However we shall here no morw of this untill after the prosecutor issues his charges and then you may make a plea.
The Jury will disregard the actions oft he flannel one as they may give you an unjust opinion of his moral behavior and ability and therefor predispose to you to biasness against him before hearing any evidence.
Signed,
Me
(whispering to self: Strange that how no matter how quietly you whisper in this room, everyone can still hear you)
(whispers to rest of jury: Is everyone else getting the same predisposed biasedness against the flannel guy that I am?)
Candice
12-13-01, 12:54 AM
Dearest Sir Shaun,
i hath been sent here to doest my deuty in this trial. I hath been told that you are in need of jury members. I come as the all powerful co-moderator and one whost keepest in-line the ever loved and feared tyrant. I hath not been involved much in the comm****ities of the boards as the noble college curriculum hath stolen away my time, but as of 1100 hours tomorrow I will hath completed the ever fear finals and be available to provideth whatever is needed in this trial. I will looketh for thou reply tomorrow if thou canst reply beforeth then.
Signed,
the all powerful lady of the board,
Candice
Flannel Avenger
12-13-01, 12:58 AM
pssst.. this isn't the jury selection thread...
Candice
12-13-01, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by Flannel Avenger
pssst.. this isn't the jury selection thread...
note: i haven't read the threads on this page... too many threads that are WAY too long for the night befor a final so :p
Flannel Avenger
12-13-01, 03:15 PM
*whispers*
Sir Shaun has a thing about posting in official IHCofC threads when you aren't supposed to...
Sir Shaun
12-13-01, 07:00 PM
Counsel,
Your client is in danger of being charged with contempt of court. Keep him from speeking out of turn or I'll hold you responsible.
Candice,
You are more than welcome to serve on the jury. It is a great pleasure to indeed finally meet you.
Signed,
Sir Shaun
(whispers to self: oooooo, busted!!!)
Your Honor, I am here today because of truth, honor, and dignity. As a member of the IHCofC I am a swarn enemy of Tyranny. If Flannel were better fit to rule the IHCofC or the SSIRA I think I would vote to allow him too as would Sir Shaun. We wish to fight Tyranny and maintain peace your honor. We do not worry about mere titles. We are ontologically classified by our hearts in God's eyes.
We have acheived many successes here in the battle against Tyranny and Flannel threatens all that we have done. He wishes to become the "Supreme Dictator for Life" and declares that all must submit to him. He wishes to overthrow our ordinances and traditions. He wishes and plots to make himself the new tyrant and hopes to overthrow all we hold dear.
I have absolute proof that Flannel is trying to overthrow the SSIRA, Tyrantville, and the IHCofC by trying to become the SD4L.
I will present my evidence as the trial gets underway. I will be interviewing experts as well.
Thank you your Honor.
Your honor, when can I call my first witness to the stand?
butterfly
12-14-01, 07:26 PM
*psst....psst....bigkat, this is the Flannel vs. Tyrant trial right?*
Flannel Avenger
12-14-01, 07:28 PM
*thinking to self: "I'm doomed"*
(whispers to butterfly: Tyrant? I thought he was on the jury. Don't confuse me, I have to concentrate...)
*puts on glasses with open eyes painted on the lenses*
zzzz...
zzzz...
zzzz...
Your honor, I call Butterfly to the stand.....
butterfly
12-15-01, 01:05 AM
*thinks to self, oo, I wonder what butterfly has to say.....wait a second, butterfly, that sounds familiar.......wait, that's me!!!! Can he do that?*
Out loud: Your honour, permission to speak?
I'm going ahead with the questions. THis can be stricken from the record later if not allowed.
Butterfly, do you know Flannel?
butterfly
12-15-01, 02:01 AM
I did not receive any notification that I would be called to testify, nor did the defense as far as I know. Therefore, I will not answer any questions until I hear what the judge has to say about this.
The judge won't be back till sunday or monday :(
butterfly
12-15-01, 02:07 AM
Well then, I guess we'll just have to wait now won't we. It's pretty hard to have a trial without a judge anyways.
The judge probably won't be here when I actually interview you anyways. The prosecution pushes the issue merely because we wish for a swift and speedy conquest that points out and allows the IHCoC to annhilate the trickery of this Flannel fellow. You are simply hindering and slowing down the ever turning wheels of justice. Nevertheless, the prosecution will not rest until justice is served!
butterfly
12-15-01, 02:18 AM
Nevertheless, we shall wait for the decision of the judge. See you on Monday!
I will come back to buttefly your honor. Now, I call to the stand, the Tyrant.
*The Tyrant approaches the bench and is seated*
*Court personell asks, Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?*
*the Tyrant answers, "No!"*
So Mr. Tyrant, what is the nature of your dealing with this Flannel fellow?
Normally, we bicker back and forth and throw cheap shots at one another. We like to annoy one another. For instance, I locked his defense headquarter thread recently. I also defeated him in a nonsensical war and I am in the process of defeating him in an actual duel of nonsense. It will be quite easy. He is a loon that watches too much pinky and the brain.
What do you mean by that pinky and the brain comment?
Well, on the show they try to take over the world. Flannel is crazy. He wishes to be the Supreme Dictator for Life and have everyone submit to his rule!
And does taking over the world mean he has to overthrow you?
Yes, he has to overthrow the Tyrant, which we all know will not happen.
Would he also have to overthrow the SSIRA?
Logically yes, if he were to become the "Supreme" Dictator for Life.
Would he need to destroy the traditions, ordinances and the hierarchy of the IHCofC as well to accomplish this task?
Naturally, yes. I would have long ago destroyed both the SSIRA and the IHCofC but I wold have then quickly become bored. I would have had no worthy competitors to duel with.
SO Flannel wishes to overthrow the SSIRA and the IHCofC?
Yes, he wishes to overthrow the SSIRA and the IHCofC. He also wishes to overthrow Tyranny as well. He is most vocal about is assault on Tyranny. No one will deny he wishes to overthrow the Tyrant and end Tyranny. He wishes the same for the others as he wants to be the Supreme Dictator for Life. He isn't vocal about the others because he needs there help in defeating the Tyrant first. He was also trying to lull them into his confidence. Many will note that I was the first to point all this out long ago. But trust me, he wishes to overthrow all that you hold dear.
No further questions from the prosecution. Thank you your honor and thank you Tyrant for your time. The defense may now cross examine the witness.
*Sir Vincent thinks to himself whether or not he should mention anything about Flannel's hatrid of basketball and state how much he hates the Golden State Warriors*
Breni Sue
12-15-01, 01:25 PM
I was directed to this thread by the Tyrant himself. And while I claim no strong loyalty to either party, I am very interested to see how this trial has turned out thus far! :cool:
*takes a seat and watches from the sidelines*
zzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzz...
zz.....huh?...Warriors?...what?...
faeroeisle
12-17-01, 01:27 AM
*hmm...interesting*
The Scarecrow
12-17-01, 12:32 PM
I Object,
Your Honor this trial has become nothing more than a one ring circus. We object to the porsecutors badgering of the first witness. We are also requsting that the tyrants tesimony be striken from the records on the grounds it is perdominately speculation and nthing more.
Sir Shaun
12-17-01, 12:35 PM
Sustained,
The prosecution will refrain from badgering his own witnesses and the jury will disregard the testimony of the tyrant.
Buterfly you may now take the stand. No more witnesses will be allowed untill both parties have had a chance to speek with the first witness.
Signed,
Sir Shaun
Buterfly if you feel uncomfortable answerig anything then feel free to plea the fifth.
*Tyrant bursts into the courtroom*
None can reject my testimony!!!!!!!
*The Tyrant pours a circle of highly flammable liquid around the scarecrow, sets it on fire, steals the fire exstinguishers, the fire blankets, turns off the sprinklers, turns off the court's water and steals all the bottled water from people in the room then leaves.*
PS, there is NO rain in the forecast or snow or sleet of any other form of precipitation.
The Tyrant storms out saying "I will be back!!!!"
Tyranny Lives!!!!!!!
Interesting developments here.
I do not see why they Tyrant's testimony should be stricken. He offered expert testimony. Being a Tyrant he is credible in the field of Tyranny. A doctors testimony concerning medicine will not be considered speculation but credible discourse. So too should the Tyrant't testimony be considered credible as it addresses tyranny and plots that attempt to take over the world.
And I did not badger the Tyrant. I asked him questions. I suspect if you ask the Tyrant he will tell yo that I did not badger him. You were not even here to see it your honor. You are doing the speculation here. I ask that you reinstate the Tyrant's statements lest after the case is through ye be accused of playing to the hometeam and be tried as a tyrant yourself.
I now call Butterly to the stand!
Just walk around the fire...
So butterfly, will you answer these questions as truthfully as possible?
butterfly
12-18-01, 02:38 AM
*walks to witness stand "accidentally" knocking her glass of cold water onto bigkat's face*
Yes I will!
Hello Butterfly. I have a few yes no questions i would like you to ask. I want you only to answer with a YES or A NO. No discssion or "buts" is allowed. We want simply the facts.
Did Flannel declre himself to be the supreme dictator for life in the teen scene?
Does he order people around occasionally as if he is an authority figure?
Did he post the other day as an imposter Tyrant?
Did he not state under the guise of an imposter Tyrant that he would overthrow the SSIRA and the IHCofC?
I want yes or no answers. That is it.
Did he try to lock flutterbies in some terr(whatever it is) thing and subject them to the chains of bondage for his own peronal amusement?
Is he slightly pushy in certain cases?
Speak up.
*The Prosecutor wonders if he should point out how much flannel hates the great country of Canada*
Breni Sue
12-18-01, 04:17 AM
*is secretly hoping that she will be called to testify, thinking to self - "I have always wanted to be part of a dramatic trial! Plus I know that Sir Vincent is dying to hear my testimony!"*
*sits up in chair and tries to look professional*
*was about to call Kyrie to the stand but then rememebered the judge's orders" No more witnesses will be allowed untill both parties have had a chance to speek with the first witness. "*
Flannel Avenger
12-18-01, 11:21 AM
*runs out to truck and retrieves emergency fire extinguisher*
*puts out the fire around the Scarecrow*
I request a brief recess so that my council may be examined by the paramedics.
Breni Sue
12-18-01, 02:29 PM
*takes this opportunity to confer with the judge and Sir Vincent about being considered for testimony after butterfly is done*
Of course, we will have to wait until the scarecrow has composed himself. I sure hope the Tyrant did not do too much damage.
We are waiting Butterfly :)
Breni Sue
12-19-01, 03:03 AM
*waits impatiently*
butterfly
12-19-01, 03:46 AM
Are you allowed to tell the witness how to answer the questions? Oh well, I'll probably be able to explain further when I get cross-examined.
*Did Flannel declre himself to be the supreme dictator for life in the teen scene?*
Please give me a definition for declre.
*Does he order people around occasionally as if he is an authority figure?*
yes.
*Did he post the other day as an imposter Tyrant?*
I don't see why you need to ask me this since Flannel already admitted it but okay yes.
*Did he not state under the guise of an imposter Tyrant that he would overthrow the SSIRA and the IHCofC?*
Yes.
*I want yes or no answers. That is it.*
That's not a question.
*Did he try to lock flutterbies in some terr(whatever it is) thing and subject them to the chains of bondage for his own peronal amusement?*
First of all, I cannot answer this question since I do not know what you mean by a terr(whatever it is). Please be specific! Secondly, I will also need a definition for the word peronal. Thirdly, I do believe this is what is called a leading question. If you wish me to answer simply yes or no then stick to the facts and do not ask me questions about Flannel's motives since I am in no position to know what they are. You are leading the witness! Though, I suppose I should let the defense council do the objecting.
*Is he slightly pushy in certain cases?*
Again, this is purely subjective and has nothing to do with facts and as such cannot be answered simply yes or no.
*Speak up.*
That's not a question either.
faeroeisle
12-20-01, 11:21 AM
*karla quietly gathers her things* "i'll be back on the 28th"
*gets up and leaves*
Sir Shaun
12-21-01, 01:39 PM
Good point Sir vincent.
The jury is to be allowed to reinstate the testimony of the tyrant as he is an expert witness on matters of tyrany. However the jury will also be instructed to note that this is not a trial against tyrany. It is a trial against a potential rebellion.
Signed,
Me the Judge.
Also the badgering refered to was that of you against butterfly not the tyrant.
The Scarecrow
12-21-01, 01:41 PM
Your Honor I object!
It is clear that Sir Vincent is trying to lead the witness.
Also I object to the presence of the tyrant in this courtroom.
He has no authority within these walls and therefor should not be feard!
Signed,
Scarecrow
Sir Shaun
12-21-01, 01:46 PM
Sustained,
The Prosecutor will refrain from leadingt he witness.
You may refrase your questions.
Also Balif (that'd be Sir Jason),
I order the tyrant be removed from the premesis of this court and be held for contempt as well as attempted murder of the Scarecrow! Here is the warrent issued and signed by myself. Catch the Tyrant and hold him in the jail (you know the one which not even the scarecrow could escape because it si so ingeniuosly designed and all)
Now then as campus will be closed and all I am issuing the following decree. This court is adjourned untill January 7 at the latest. Campus will reopen then and I'll be back for classes so the trial will resume then. Merry Christmas and Happy new year all. Hopefully I will be back at least once or twie before then to temporarily reopen the tiral but if not then January 7 it is.
Signed,
Sir SHaun
Sir Shaun
01-07-02, 05:59 PM
Balif Pro temp (Agent Pheonix) Anounces my arrival....
Greetings and salutaion all those whom are assembled this day in the court of the High Consolate.
I now am calling this trial back into order.
However due to some circumstances I am reordering the order of this trial.
We are now starting over somewhat.
First an arainment.
Sir vincent with what is this man charged?
Now then after you post the Charges I expect the Scarecrow to issue a plea of guilt or inosence.
Then after he makes a plea for the defendant you may then refresh us of your opening statement at which point you must wait for the Scarecrow to make his then you may call the first witness of the new year for questioning.
That is all.
Signed,
Sir Shaun
We are charging him with a few things, your honor.
First breech of peace. His rotten geg stench doth upset populated public places such as restaraunts, libraries and ven sewage compounds.
Second, assault. This stench doth attack innocent nasal cavities.
Third, for trying to take over the SSIRA and the IHCofC.
These are the charges. How does he plead?
Flannel Avenger
01-11-02, 03:46 PM
I plea Not Guilty.
*note, all futher comments shall be spoken on my behalf by the Scarecrow until I take the stand.*
Multimom
01-11-02, 06:28 PM
Opens the huge double doors to this thread. Looks around for a few minutes not certain she is in the right place. She closes the door behind her sure that the Flannel Trial must be in another thread. Unfortunately, she's wrong
Sir Shaun
01-11-02, 07:21 PM
Defense,
Your statement please...
The Scarecrow
01-11-02, 07:31 PM
Your Honor,
Most esteemed and carefully selected members of the Jury.
It is my duty to see that this poor misunderstood and persecuted sole (Flanel) be aquited of all charges and found inocent. You see it is the duty of Sir Vincent a most respected member of the IHCofC to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that my client is indeed guilty. In so attempting he will no doubt provide many "facts" from such persons as the tyrant and others. Facts which no doubt will be logical and illogical alike. This trial will be long and arduous no doubt as it is indeed most important. Most important becasue the freedom of one of our verry posters is at stake. This trial will refer to things that happened in another land far away from here but as close as yesterday and tomorow are to today. A land in which a precious garment was outlawed and a most heignous war launched against a most vile and odious tyrant. A land in which freedom once sang it's happy song under the reign of Arielgirl long may her memory live! A land in which no tyrants ran amuck harming and hampering thr well being of others. A land which we once all called home but now can only think of in our fondest memories. It is not my job to prove innocense, for all are inocent in the eyes of the Consolate untill proven guilty, but rather to watch as Sir Vincent attempts to prove guilt. So in conclusion I say unto you all my client cannot be guilty of many of the charges filed against him for may reason which we shall point out later. That is all for now your honor.
Sir Shaun
01-11-02, 07:34 PM
Thanks you,
Sir Vincent the floor of this court is now yours for the time being. You may call your first witness and begin questioning. Might I remind you that the witness are not on trial so treat the with the respect they deserve. Also when you are finished questioning the first witness yield the floor to Scarecrow so he may cross exaine.
faeroeisle
01-11-02, 11:19 PM
*mind strays...arielgirl?*
Breni Sue
01-12-02, 05:22 AM
*Pulls Sir Vincent aside and whispers to him*
Allow me to testify! I have witnessed many acts by this Flannel guy that verify his true deluded intentions!
Solja Slim
01-12-02, 12:51 PM
Question: are ful disclosure rules going to be in effect? because if not then we risk a mistrial.
I call Kyrie Eleison to the stand as a character witness concerning Flannel's character. She has a high reputation and mods the toughest forum on the board so she has to have good judgements.
So Kyrie, what are your first thoughts concerning this flannel avenger guy and all these accusations?
Breni Sue
01-15-02, 02:15 AM
Greetings Sir Vincent and jury. I apologize for the delay in my reply, as I have been busy dealing with some problems in my community.
To answer the question concerning this Flannel person. I have had interaction with him in the past, and in my professional opinion of him, he is delusional and obsessed with trying to overthrow SSIRA and the IHCofC. He himself has even admitted at one time that he is delusional.
His rotten geg odor is very offensive, and has often caused me to avoid being in certain areas that he frequents.
Next question, Sir Vincent?
*wonders if she should bring up Flannel's latest incident*
It is rumored that Flannel appointed himself as ruler of extinct forums at ilj. You see folks of the jury. When we take down forums we simply made them invisible but flannelo decided to post in them and appoint himself the supreme dictator for life in there.
Kyrie, What are your thoughts concerning the allegations against this avenger of flnnel?
*Tyrant bursts into the courtroom*
It is true and i have proof of this! I locked down the forums he posted in but can reopen them at any time to prove what happened! Call me to the stand and I will prove this guilt of this foul garment avenger! *:muhahahahahaha:*
*Tyrant throws a geg at flannel then sits in the ourt stands and shoots spitballs at flannel all throughout the remainder of the day*
The Scarecrow
01-15-02, 08:11 PM
I object your Honor!
This person is speaking out of turn and fully disrespecting this court like Flannel does the Tyrant!
He is attempting to turn this court room into nothing more than an elementary school boy's locker room full of spitwads and the such! Not to mention he is still trying to influence the Jury!!!!!
Sir Shaun
01-15-02, 08:17 PM
Sustained.
Prosecuter Sir Vincent.
You will have this vile odious tyrant behave himself in my court or he shall be held in contempt and locked away forever in such an odd place that not even the great champion the Scarecrow could escape from it. A place even more worse than the most deceitfully deceptive invisible maze trap the tyrant hijmself designed and imporisoned the Scarecrow in. He may remiain if he agrees to behave for he has no authority in this court. In which case he decides to behave you will be held fully responsible for his actions. In fact I as Supreme Chancellor and most esteemed judge do hearby place the Tyrant under your care for the remainder of this trial. You will be legally held responsible for his actions untill this trial is concluded. This you see will ensure good behavior from him for if he disobeys and acts up you will be held in contempt and then the trial will never ever be finished which means he will never again hold power as tyrant because you would be his gaurdian still since the trial never ended. And that by far would be a fate far worse than loosing a duel to the Scarecrow or even having to be in the same message board with Flannel (meaning for the tyrant not veryone else).
Now then members of the Jury you will disregard the statements made by the tyrant.
Also Sir vincent when you are finshed questioning I do remind you of the need to notify the Scarecrow so he may cross examine.
Signed,
Me
Sir Shaun
Breni Sue
01-16-02, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by ilgwamh
It is rumored that Flannel appointed himself as ruler of extinct forums at ilj. You see folks of the jury. When we take down forums we simply made them invisible but flannelo decided to post in them and appoint himself the supreme dictator for life in there.
Kyrie, What are your thoughts concerning the allegations against this avenger of flnnel? *waits a moment for the ruckus to die down*
It is true that this Flanneled one appointed himself as dictator of said extinct forums. He did this without the consent of the Administrators. What is more, he alluded to this deception all over the boards and mocked the moderating staff because of it. He also admitted to trying to break into the secret Mod forum.
Your honor, jury - as stated previously, I have had much interaction with this man who avenges flannel. And judging from his character and other past actions - including the one that was just mentioned - I can state beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is in fact capable of possibly overthrowing SSIRA and the IHCofC. And as a moderator of ODD who has dealt with nuisances on a regular basis, my professional conclusion here is that he is a danger and a threat to this community.
Next question, Sir Vincent?
Has Flannel repeatedly attempted to usurp the God ordained authority here at iljboards?
Is Flannel power hungry in your opinion?
Would he like to destroy the Tyrant merely to become the tyrant himself?
I think this may be my final questions to Bren, your honor. After she responds I will make it official and let the Scarecrow cross-examine her.
Breni Sue
01-18-02, 04:09 AM
Has Flannel repeatedly attempted to usurp the God ordained authority here at iljboards?
Yes, more than once.
Is Flannel power hungry in your opinion?
Yes, that would be my ****ysis.
Would he like to destroy the Tyrant merely to become the tyrant himself?
Since he has displayed Tyrant-like characteristics in the past, I would have to say that is a very likely possibility.
The Scarecrow
01-18-02, 08:10 PM
Your honor I object.
There is no way this witness could know the innermost thought of my client unless she is my client! I think there may be ground for a brainish inquisition here your honor. I may call for one pending the outcome of this trial.
Sir Shaun
01-18-02, 08:15 PM
Sustained.
The jury will disregard the witnesses final comment on the thought occuring within the flannel clad ones head.
Before continuing I wish to save some time here.
Kyrie,
Might I remind you, you are under oath so you are bound to be 100% honest in your answer to this question.
Kyrie, are you currently or have you ever been the Flannel Avenger...
If you need time to think about this question that is o.k. The only way your last response will be allowed to stay on the record is if you are the Flannel Avenger...
I will take your silence as a no.
Defense Console.
It is clear to me that Kyrie is not nor has ever been the Flannel Avenger so the last statement will be stricken from the record and there will be no need for a brainish inquisition.
Vincent you may continue.
Breni Sue
01-19-02, 01:49 AM
Your honor, if I may speak for a moment here to clarify myself. My last statement was made based upon the Flannel-man's past behavior in this community. While it is true that I may not know the mind of this avenger, he has indeed displayed some qualities that could be considered consistent with one who wishes to be a Tyrant themself. My conclusion here has been drawn from close observation of this man who dons flannel. I beg of you to reconsider allowing my last comment as part of this testimony.
*waits for Sir Vincent to address the judge on this matter*
I'll rephrase the question your Honor.
In your opinion, do you think, given his bahavior, Flannel would like to destroy the Tyrant merely to become the tyrant himself?
Kyrie Eleison and Flannel are the same person? I have to write that down in my notebook so I don't get confused...
Breni Sue
01-20-02, 04:43 PM
*whispers* Nonononono BigKat! Flannel and I are most certainly not the same person. And um, might not want to say that too loud, I hear the Tyrantess is not too far from here. :umm:
In your opinion, do you think, given his bahavior, Flannel would like to destroy the Tyrant merely to become the tyrant himself?
Based on my own observations of this Flannel-clad avenger, I would conclude that it is most likely to occur.
What did you say Flannel? They Tyrant is a woman? Thing's have gotten really confusing since this place changed names...
butterfly
01-21-02, 12:54 AM
*whispers* psst....bigkat...hey over here!....do you know if they've thrown out my testimony? Cause I never got cross-examined.....I fell asleep for a bit there so I think I missed part of it. The trial's moving awfully slow!
*whispers* oh it's ok, if they tell us to disregard something, just tell me whatever it was you said and I'll undisregard it. But don't tell anyone or we might get in trouble. Hey, I just thought of something. How are you supposed to disregard your own testimony? But you're right, the trial is moving slow. They should make it more entertaining. I think that the judge should tell people who are testifying that they can only speak in rhymes. That would make it better.
butterfly
01-21-02, 02:06 AM
Ooo, that would be cool! :biggrin:
Sir Shaun
01-21-02, 10:48 AM
That is indeed a most interesting thought which I may consider.
Butterfly your testimony is still there we just sort of restarted the trial. I am sure at some point you will be recalled as a witness and not have to testify but will be cross examined.
Signed,
Sir Shaun
*whispers to butterfly* uhoh, he didn't speak in rhymes. This doesn't look good for us...
I turn KE over to the screcrow now for questioning. Now, after this, with the nect witness, I, Sir Vincent would be willing to post only rymes. For my case is rock solid and no barrier can stand in the way of truth!
*still whispering to butterfly* hey aren't juries more likely to believe people that talk only in rhymes? I think they are. I think that other things impress juries too, like using only words that don't contain the letter 'e'. Is that your experience too? The most honest people that I know speak only in rhymes and never use the letter 'e'. I'm sure it's like that at your church too, right?
Breni Sue
01-22-02, 04:24 AM
*thinks up some rhymes in her head whilst waiting for the Scarecrow*
Your honor, can you please tell the jury to kindly stop the incessant whispering? It is disrupting my train of thought, and my mind is blistering.
And I request that all letters (including "e") be permitted, so that the whole truth may be submitted.
:angel:
Sir Shaun
01-22-02, 12:17 PM
You know you are speaking out of turn but that's ok for now. I shall grant your request.
All letters shall be permitted for use within the walls of this post.
Also should ask the jury please don't whisper loudly you could pass notes back in forth instead or you could use the jury box post I will set up for you guys.
Also let it be known that should anyone whish to speek in rhymes they shall so be permited.
Signed
Sir Shaun
The Scarecrow
01-22-02, 12:23 PM
Now then...
Thank you Sir Vincent.
Kyrie in a previous statement you say and I quote though I have yet to actually do this properly mayhaps it will finally work.
I can state beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is in fact capable of possibly overthrowing SSIRA and the IHCofC.
The he to whom you were refering is indeed the flannel clad warrior correct?
Also I ask you this
what are the principles which lead you to believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SSIRA and the IHCofC could be overthrown by anyone let alone this flannelclad defendant?
That is all for right now. I shall ask more pending your answers.
I'm obviously whispering too loudly...;
*whispers to butterfly very quietly* psss...sss...pssszzzpsss...mumble...psssmumble...
butterfly
01-23-02, 02:10 AM
*passes note to bigkat*
"Hey, we're not allowed to whisper any more, but we can pass notes! Sooo, how many days do you think they'll make us sit here? I'm getting kind of hungry....do they ever take breaks?"
Breni Sue
01-23-02, 02:16 AM
The he to whom you were refering is indeed the flannel clad warrior correct? Yes, that would be accurate.what are the principles which lead you to believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SSIRA and the IHCofC could be overthrown by anyone let alone this flannelclad defendant?I am not sure I understand this question, but I will try to answer it:
Attempting to falsely pass oneself off as an authority figure: The Flannel-adorned avenger at one time did try and pass himself off as the Tyrant, to which he later admitted to doing.
Creating fantasy worlds in one's mind in which they are a dictator: The Flannel man does and has created & discussed these fantasies publicly, in which he is the ruler.
Acting upon these fanaties: This avenger of flannel did in fact attempt to make this fantasy world a reality by setting up a kingdom in one of the defunct forums, which the Tyrant shut down. To this, he also admitted to.
It is upon these observations that I base my conclusion that a person displaying these characteristics - including the Flanneled one - is capable of attempting to overthrow the SSIRA and the IHCofC.
If I have misunderstood the question, please feel free to rephrase it.
*passes note to butterfly*
"Did you notice how she refused to speak in rhymes? And also her blatant and liberal use of the letter 'e'? This leads me to believe that she really is the Flannel Avenger! Is that what you think?
I don't know if they'll let us take a break. We've been here for over a month now and we've only heard from like 2 people. I think you should put on a ninja outfit and sneak out and get everyone burgers.
Sir Shaun
01-23-02, 06:19 PM
First in order to dawn the outfit of an internet ninja you must be of the order of the Super Secret Society of Ninja's of The Internet...
If you are hungery though feel free to leave and get food just don't talk about the trial.
That's all...
butterfly
01-24-02, 04:57 PM
passes note to bigkat *Egad, the judge must have x-ray vision or something cause he's reading our notes! :eek: Oh well, he's given us leave to get some food so I can pick up something for you if you want. Yeah, and I noticed her using e's....this does not bode well for their case, not at all....tsk, tsk *shakes head.*
Sir Shaun
01-24-02, 05:38 PM
what mayhaps dost astonish thou about our vission ability?
Art thou astonished that I dost look through said words on ground fiber of wood?
Also I am bound to point out that thou art using a particular thing which occurs post d but in front of f.
Sir Shaun...
butterfly
01-24-02, 06:11 PM
Well, I've never met anyone with x-ray vision before. It must be nice. :) And I'm not testifying so it doesn't matter if I use the letter "e." Anyways, I'm hungry so if you don't mind I'll take you up on your offer. Thanks. *leaves courtroom to search for food.* Be back in a jiffy!
faeroeisle
01-24-02, 09:46 PM
*tosses a balled up note to butterfly on her way out*
read : hey, get me a buffalo burger! thanks!
butterfly
01-25-02, 03:06 AM
*tosses a confused look in fareo's direction* thinks to self: buffalo burger? :confused: Well, I suppose the burger place will know what that is....I just hope they have veggie burgers! :yum:
faeroeisle
01-25-02, 03:28 PM
buffalo burger= ground bison instead of ground cow. :yum:
*looks confused herself*
*looks at location*
oh, Tennessee, that explains everything.
:biggrin:
faeroeisle
01-25-02, 04:17 PM
passes note to tricia
read : hey now, what's location got to do with it? bison were a western thing, atleast i think it was. hmm... anyhoo, ever heard of Jenkins?
*comes into trial to make random comment*
Ted Turner is opening up a new restraunt where the featured menu item is a bison burger. I've never actually had one before though.
*leaves trial again*
*passes not to faeroeisle*
I have learned all about Tennessee, and supposedly they have bison. Do they?
The Scarecrow
01-25-02, 06:36 PM
Your honor we are finished questioning this witness at the present moment but do hereby reserve the right to recall her in the future.
Signed,
The Scarecrow
*passes note to all other jurers*
Being on the jury is fun, isn't it?
Except that certain judges have x-ray vision and can read anything we write. Oh well. :biggrin:
butterfly
01-25-02, 10:49 PM
*passes faero a disgusted look...* eww....:sick: Oh well, different streaks for different freaks I suppose. *goes off in search of a burger place.*
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER PLEASE!!
Sorry, sorry...
ooooooo...someone's gonna get busted for yelling...
please no.
I apologized. I want to be on the jury. :wah:
butterfly
01-25-02, 11:02 PM
thinks to self: Alright, alright enough already! *throws paper airplane which lands directly in bigkat's lap.*
reads: everyone please write down their order and and then toss the airplane back to me. But hurry!
*stands by the door, looks at watch and taps foot impatiently.*
*writes*
Double cheeseburger. and french fries. and a chocolate milkshake.
:biggrin:
*throws paper at butterfly*
I've been a very silent jury member - but I can I jsut get a salad please? thanks!
butterfly
01-25-02, 11:09 PM
Oh good, I know of a great salad bar just near here, I'm probably getting the same thing. So let's see, one bison burger, two salads, one double cheeseburger with french fries and a chocolate milkshake, if no one else makes a request then I'm just going to buy a bunch of assorted food and you guys can choose. I'm waiting! *continues to tap foot*
Thank you, butterfly!!!
(Maybe if I keep talking no one will know I'm in trouble)
*writes on airplane*
I'll take an order of assorted food. That sounds good. Remember not to talk to anyone about the trial or else you'll get REALLY busted. Did you notice how the Scarecrow never rhymes and always uses E's?
*tosses airplane*
faeroeisle
01-26-02, 07:37 PM
*grabs airplane and writes: i change my mind i want taco bell, nachos supreme w/ extra cheese sauce and no tomatoes. and some mild sauce, please. thanks! oh, and a dr. pepper w/ no ice. tosses plane*
Michele
01-26-02, 09:22 PM
I'll take Chick-fil-A.......:D
:angel:
butterfly
01-26-02, 09:23 PM
You're not on the jury..... :stinkeye:
Michele
01-26-02, 09:24 PM
i know:biggrin:
butterfly
01-26-02, 09:26 PM
Get your own Chik-fi-la! *tosses airplane at Michelle and leaves courtroom*
*runs back and gets airplane since it has all the orders on it.*
Michele
01-26-02, 09:39 PM
:wah: :wah: :wah:
:biggrin:
*is very hungry*
:biggrin:
Candice
01-27-02, 04:20 AM
*notices she just missed her chance to have someone else get her food, sits dissapointed for a moment then decides she's hungry and quietly leaves the courtroom*
butterfly
01-27-02, 06:07 PM
Comes back with food. Alright we have:
-1 salad for Nicole
-a double cheeseburger, chocolate milkshake and french fries for Tricia
-nachos supreme with extra cheese sauce, mild sauce and no tomatoes with a Dr. Pepper sans ice for faeroisle.
-tomato tortellini soup for myself! (it's cold out here.)
-for bigkat, a little bit of each of the items listed below (hey, you said assorted. :biggrin:
ASSORTED FOOD INCLUDES:
-1 order of vegetable soup with multigrain bun
-1 order of sushi
-1 order of veggie sukiyaki with rice and a spring roll
-1 order of pad thai noodles
-1 order of Penne with tomato sauce and garlic bread
-1 order of biryani curry with fried basmati rice and naan bread
-1 greek salad with pita bread and tzatziki
Soo, that should be enough food for 12 people. For those who didn't make specific orders, the assorted food is on a first come first serve basis. I also got everyone a water bottle so you can stay well hydrated. Enjoy!
*hugs butterfly and then devours the food*
:biggrin:
Thanks!!!
*muches on salad*
crossrhythm
01-27-02, 10:19 PM
*Passes note to Butterfly* Hey, how come you got Tricia what she wanted even though she's not on the jury, but you wouldn't take Michele's order? That was most unfair.
butterfly
01-28-02, 12:03 AM
Tricia's not on the jury? :eek: Ooops.....:blush: TRICIA!!!! :redhotmad
butterfly
01-28-02, 12:16 AM
Just found the list of jurors....tsk, tsk Tricia! I'm adding her order to the list of assorted food, so if anyone wants a cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate milkshake, it's up for grabs. For convenience sake I'll list the jurors here and say who's been fed:
The list of jurors is as follows:
Solja (no)
Crossrythm (yes)
Faeroeisle (yes)
Ducky (no)
Squeaky (no)
Affiliate 008 (no)
Orpheus42 (no)
Bigkat (no)
Heavenly Princess (yes)
Butterfly (yes)
Candice (no)
Crystal19 (no)
crossrhythm
01-28-02, 12:24 AM
*Takes Tricia's portion since I'm the one that noticed it*
*eats nachos supreme and puts the order of vegetable soup with multigrain bun in the box*
butterfly
01-28-02, 04:40 PM
Nobody likes the food I got. :wah: *sob, sniffle.*
Flannel Avenger
01-28-02, 05:19 PM
My fate is going to be decided by THESE people??
butterfly
01-28-02, 05:21 PM
:angel:
I WANT TO BE ON THE JURY!!!
Orpheus42
01-28-02, 08:48 PM
Jury selection = closed. :p
Originally posted by Tricia
I WANT TO BE ON THE JURY!!!
You want one of my votes? I'm the foreman, so I get 4 votes. I'll give you one, but I'll take it back if you do mean stuff to me.
It's a deal.
THANK YOU BIGKAT!!!
:biggrin:
Michele
01-28-02, 11:04 PM
*runs into the courtroom*
Flannel is innocent!!!!!
:angel: :angel: :angel:
oooooo...someone's gonna get busted for running and yelling...
Breni Sue
01-29-02, 01:26 AM
*thinks to self* "Hmmm, this will not look good against Flannel at all - his woman-friend disrupting the order of the court." :umm:
Hehehe! :devil: :p
Sir Shaun
01-29-02, 09:32 AM
:redhotmad
Silence in my court room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will have no more of this idle pratle...
Passing notes quietly is one thing but to run and yell in my court is unaceptable.
Sir Jason (I do apologise for forgeting that I made you a full console.) You are the the Balif in this court and as such I order you to escort the running yelling girl from this room and hold her in contempt of court. As punishment she deserves worse for disrupting my court but I am being merciful today.
Tricia,
Yelling is not allowed in my court. You may sit in the back and watch quietly if you wish. However I must inform you that you may not be on the jury. You see the twelve spots are full. However I will have you added to the alternate juror list. The Tyrant is on the List right before you so in order for you to make it to the jury two people must be removed which I don't think will happen but you never know.
Members of the Jury. I had not wished to do this but I fear I must. Note passing will be allowed whispering and yelling are hereby banned. If you get hungry then there is a food replicator (a gift from the Chief Inquisitor of the Brainish Inquisition, the Brain Himself.) It will fix whatever you ask for. You will herby be sequestered and not allowed to leave this post. You may post in other posts using the postomatic computer that is installed in the jury box but I can not allow you to leave the court. Any attempt to do so will be seen as an act of utmost conern in the eyes of the Consolate and will dealt with Swiftly.
These are my words...
Signed,
Sir Shaun
Orpheus42
01-29-02, 11:12 AM
*picks Michele up*
*throws her out of the courtroom... literally*
Sir Shaun
01-29-02, 12:51 PM
Now then since order is restored and I have contacted the brain and he has installed a force shield so that only authorized members of the court can enter and exit there should be no more disruptions.
Thank you Jason for helping to restore the order in the court.
Now then Sir Vincent continue with your case. Either recall Kyrie, call your next witness or rest your case.
Flannel Avenger
01-29-02, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Orpheus42
*picks Michele up*
*throws her out of the courtroom... literally*
*jumps up and tackles Orpheus in revenge for his foul tossing of the Flannel Princess*
*Throws the Baliff out of the courtroom*
*Helps Michele up*
*brings her back in and gives her his seat*
Michele
01-29-02, 01:22 PM
thank you flannel:biggrin:
Flannel Avenger
01-29-02, 01:24 PM
Anything for you.
Michele
01-29-02, 01:31 PM
:biggrin:
*passes note to butterfly* it's definitely getting a lot more exciting now.
Orpheus42
01-29-02, 10:41 PM
That's not going to look good for Flannel when it comes to be verdict time.
Flannel, she can't have your seat. You're the defendant. That is, unless you want HER to get outlawed!
Flannel Avenger
01-29-02, 11:21 PM
Then get her a chair, baliff!
faeroeisle
01-29-02, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by bigkat
*eats nachos supreme and puts the order of vegetable soup with multigrain bun in the box*
grabs nachos back :mad:
Michele
01-29-02, 11:44 PM
:biggrin:
:angel:
Breni Sue
01-30-02, 01:02 AM
*Famed local reporter Breni Sue - who has just caught wind of this latest outburst - grabs her mic and signals her cameraman*
Hello, everyone. This is Breni Sue reporting live for ILJ News. Currently I am standing outside the courtroom of the big Flannel trial where a bizarre turn of events has just erupted. It seems the accused, Mr. Flannel Avenger, has just assaulted the baliff by throwing him out of the courtroom for escorting his woman friend out, who was disrupting the trial. He then brought her back in against the strict orders of the judge. In light of these recent events, the judge may very well hold the Flanneled One in contempt. This could drastically affect the fate of this Avenger.
More at 11.
butterfly
01-30-02, 01:18 AM
*passes note to bigkat* Ooooo, it certainly is! Want some popcorn?
*sits back to enjoy the show.*
*passes note to butterfly* no popcorn. I just wish I had my nachos back...Did you hear that we're on the news? We'll be famous!
butterfly
01-30-02, 01:39 AM
passes note to bigkat: "They weren't YOUR nachos, don't you like any of the other food on the list? What about the pizza? Or the pasta? Hmm? We're going to be on the news! Oh wow! Quick, how's my hair?
Breni Sue
01-30-02, 02:39 AM
*non-chalantly slips note to Butterfly as she casually breezes by the jury box* "I don't think the news people are allowed in the courtroom. But I hear that Breni Sue is a dedicated reporter and will continue to camp outside if necessary in order to get her story!"
Orpheus42
01-30-02, 04:08 PM
Not my job to get her a chair. You're supposed to be the gentleman around here. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to get out of your seat...
Michele
01-30-02, 04:52 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Flannel Avenger
01-30-02, 05:21 PM
Fine, she can keep my chair. I'll stand.
Orpheus42
01-30-02, 08:43 PM
If she is sitting in your chair, she will be considered to be in the defendant's position and therefore will suffer the consequences of whatever sentence should be passed if indeed you are found guilty.
Flannel Avenger
01-30-02, 08:50 PM
Since when does the Baliff make the rules??
*Passes Orpheus a note via private message*
Orpheus42
01-30-02, 08:54 PM
I am not making up anything. It stands to reason that the person sitting in the defendant's chair should be considered the defendant and therefore should suffer whatever consequences the jury assigns to the defendant.
Michele
01-31-02, 12:12 AM
ya know....i could leave if i'm causing that big of a problem....
;)
:angel:
Candice
01-31-02, 12:37 AM
*as she is walking out of the court room to get some food Candice nearly gets clobered by Michele,] while she is being assisted out of the court, dodging getting hit Candice gets knocked down. Being the gentleman he is Jase helps Candice back up and assists her back in to the court room making sure everything is all right then goes and then goes and gets her some of the assorted food provided by butterfly*
ouch... *props up leg she fell on* thanks Jase
mmm sushi
Breni Sue
01-31-02, 12:41 AM
ya know....i could leave if i'm causing that big of a problem. *slips note to Michele* Didn't the judge already order you to be thrown out? You are in violation by being here as it is. :stinkeye:
Candice
01-31-02, 01:15 AM
*passes note to closest jury member* so what happened while I was attempting to go get food?
butterfly
01-31-02, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Candice
mmm sushi
Yay, somebody likes the food! :D
The Scarecrow
01-31-02, 08:53 AM
Your Honor I am requesting to be removed as the flannel ones defense council as cuase of a potential conlict of interest should he lose I am sure would be filed against me. I would be more than willing to serve as a an advisor to whomsoever you should appoint in my place.
Signed,
The Scarecrow
Sir Shaun
01-31-02, 09:00 AM
Sobeit.
Scarecrow you are no longer bound as defense console to Flannel.
This court hereby appoints Michelle as defense council. We recognise her as a legitimate carachter as Princess of Silk Land and therefore being a friend of Flannel should have no problem finding just cause to prove he is not guilty and may no remain in the courtroom.
Michelle if you find it necessary to do so you may ask The Scarecrow for advice on traditions of this court.
Also in case of need we have amended the brainomatic force shield to allow the nice reporter lady to come in as well as a profesional scetch artist of her choice. However no recording devices will be allowed withing the hallowed walls of thsi court.
Also in order to ease the jury problem over food don't you guys remember that I had a food machine like in star trek installed in the jury box?
These are my words.
Signed,
Sir Shaun
faeroeisle
01-31-02, 02:06 PM
*gets a cherry slushy from the vending machine*
[note]hey, guys! it's free! pass it on.[note/]
Michele
01-31-02, 04:36 PM
GRRRRRRREAT.....
i mean...OK!!! we'll win!!!!!!:D :biggrin: :D :biggrin:
since i am VERY NEW at this, could someone please tell me how to begin?????;) ;) ;)
Flannel Avenger
01-31-02, 04:46 PM
I do believe it's time for the Prosecution to call their next witness.
Michele
01-31-02, 04:49 PM
*while walking by the jury box Michele accidently drops some homemade chocolate chip cookies*
oops....
:angel:
butterfly
01-31-02, 06:41 PM
passes note to bigkat *mmm....chocolate chip cookies, I say their case is looking a lot better now....despite her reckless use of the letter e.*
(gets some milk from the vending machine.)
I call the Tyrant to the stand....
Originally posted by Michele
*while walking by the jury box Michele accidently drops some homemade chocolate chip cookies*
oops....
:angel:
*walking by to the stand the Tyrant steps on the fallen cookies*
Flannel Avenger
02-01-02, 12:37 AM
*a courier runs into the courtroom and says:
"SIR SHAUN, SIR SHAUN!!! TERRIBLE NEWS!!!
The Tyrant has made an attempt on the Brain's life!!"
The courier then hands Sir Shaun the following summation of events:
In the thead "Story Time" in the teen scene (URL: http://www.iljboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=4825&goto=newpost ) :
She looks in the corner and she's two small rats, and the one with a very larger says to the other:
"Pinky, Are you poundering what I'm poundering?"
And Pinky says, "I think so Brain, but how will we make the Tyrant wear a dress?"
And the Brain says"Yes, Pinky, for once you have managed to think on my same wavelength."
Pinky says, "Zort."
*walking through the hut the Tyrant's big boot crushes the two talkin rats....*
*
*walking through the Tyrant hops on a desk and jumps and "inadvertantly" falls and steps on and crushes the defendent*
*walking from the coffee maching Sir Vincent stumbles on a cookie and spills his super hot coffee on Flannel's head..*
*just as Sir Vincent begins to question the Tyrant a beam of wood corroded by termites falls from the ceiling right on Flannel's head knocking him unconscienout for a few moments*
*meanwhile, 3 of the Tyrants 3,000 lb trolls hear the commotion on the inside of the courtroom and bust in to his aid lest someone is bothering him. They inadvertantly step on and break flannl's ribs*
*meanwhile, flannels unfinished honey candy bar crumbled in his pocket and package it was in broke open and the scent went round the courtroom. it awoke a bee hive in the corner and they attacked flannel over a period of 6 minutes. 120 bees and 4,653 stings*
*the ambulance comes and they are new college trainees and don't know what they are doing. they poke flannel with empty needles over and over because they never done it before. then they put him on the stretcher but clumsily they drop him. finally they get him in the ambulance*
*the medical guys crank up the cd player in the ambulance and do 120 through the busy parking lot of the courthouse with MANY MANY speedbumps. Flannel repeatedly bouncd in the air and smashd into the roof of the ambulance only to fall and smash into the bed they layed him on*
*ambulance hits tree. fortunately, only flannel is hurt by it. the medical doctors pull him out of the ambulance and place him on the ground. they go back to get some equipment. meanwhile the hit tree gives and falls on flannel. a woodpecker gets mad for his home being destroyed and blames flannel. woodpecker pecks at flannel's eyes*
*they finally pry the tree off of flannel but then it begins to rain. flannel is struck by lightning*
Flannel is brought to the er and will remain there for the rest of the trial.....
Breni Sue
02-01-02, 01:57 AM
This is Breni Sue once again reporting live from the courthouse square, where yet another astonishing series of developments has just occured. It appears that the defendant, Mr. Flannel Avenger, has just been taken by ambulance to the nearest hospital for a severe concusion, multiple bee stings, and being sticken by lightning. The doctors have given no word yet as to his specific state but have told us that he is in serious condition and will be out for the rest of the trial.
I have here with me Mr. Avenger's arch-nemesis, the Tyrant. Tell me, Mr. Tyrant, what are your thoughts about this unusual turn of events, and do you think it will affect the outcome of this trial?
*passes note to butterfly* things are confusing again...I never know what's going on. How do you get the Star Trek vending machine to work? All I get is Klingon food...
Sir Shaun
02-01-02, 12:04 PM
In order to keep the trial fair I have order a closed circuit T.V. line to be installed in flannel Hosptital room in order to allow him to see the trial. Also there is a greater than ever force shield applied to his room that he can not pass through. This will keep him from fleeing the country. Also none of the tyrants forces can pass through it.
Now then Sir Vincent you may proceed with questioning the Tyrant. Also I remind you the Butterfly is still on hold and would like to finish her testimony. Also if you witness cause more uproars I will be forced to hold him in contempt of court.
I should also caution the jury about taking food from strangers as the food may be poisoned...not that I am saying those aren't really chocolate chip cookies or anything but they could have microcerebralservers in them that could allow people to control your brain waves... You never know what anyone will do these days.
Order in the Court.
Now then since the uproar is over proceed Sir Vincent.
I have here with me Mr. Avenger's arch-nemesis, the Tyrant. Tell me, Mr. Tyrant, what are your thoughts about this unusual turn of events, and do you think it will affect the outcome of this trial?
Not really, it will be the same. Flannel dost stinkest much now, and he will most certainly stink later when the trial is concluded. All I will say is Flannel is lucky, for what happened to him yesterday is nothing compared to a day in the Tyrant's dungeon :devil:
Sir Shaun
02-01-02, 12:14 PM
*thinking to himself...*
Oh if only someone could find just cause to object this trial would become so much more interesting.....
*end of thought*
*meanwhile, a medical mix up at the hospital where charts and patients were switched caused poor flannel's left leg to be amputated*
*later that night through another mix up, flannels heart is replaced with a monkeys heart during late night surjery. *
*the next day just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, flannel's mashed potatoes he was served at the hospital were "accidentally" infected with poison. it made him vomit and have very bad gas. all the nurses and doctors won't go near him to heal him now for they keep saying he dost stinkest much. washeth more sayest the masses unto him*
:D
Michele
02-01-02, 01:40 PM
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!
:redhotmad :redhotmad :redhotmad
those cookies were perfectly good and did NOT deserved to be stepped on!!!!!!!!!:wah:
:angel:
The imaginary princess showeth no concern for the imaginary ruler of the imaginary Flannelland. She doth only concern herself with her cookies.... :p
I think the cookies were made in flannelland and consequently, by default, are imaginary cookies :D
Michele
02-01-02, 01:47 PM
:p
*goes to visit Flannel in the hospital and takes him 2 dozen perfectly good chocolate chip cookies*
*marks ilgwamh of her Christmas card list*
:biggrin:
Sir Vincent: Mr Tyrant, how are you?
Tyrant: Flannel Dost Stinkest
Sir Vincent: I beg your pardon?
Tyrant: Flannel Dost Stinkest
Sir Vincent: I know he dost stinkest. I asked how you were though.
Tyrant: Bad, because Flannel Dost stinkest.
Sir Vincent: But he is in the hospital now. No more stench here.
Tyrant: He has stunk out all of Tyrantville. I haven't gotten a good night sleep because of it in weeks. I wish flannelland wasn't imaginary because then the stench would be confined there.
Sir Vincent: Anyways, what are your thoughts on Flannel?
Tyrant: He dost stinkest much.
Sir Vincent: Your thoughts concerning the accusations made against him?
Tyrant: Guilty as charged.
Sir Vincent: What evidence led you to this conclusion.
Tyrant: There is lots of evidence but I don't care about evidence. I'm a Tyrant and I play unfair. I say guilty because I want to say guilty. The evidence so happens to support me but even if it didn't, if I say he is guilty, he is guilty....
Sir Vincent: Interesting, so you think Flannel wants to over throw the SSIRA and the IHCofC?
Tyrant: He cut ties with them in another thread, declared himself the supreme dictator for life on a number of occasions. Clearly he wants my job but he can't have it. He want to be the supreme ruler of everyone, even of the Supreme Chancellor....*court roomaudience members gasp at hearing such a thing*
Sir Vincent: That says it all folks. We have eyewitness testimony here! Testimony that matches the Testimony of Kyrie! Independent confirmation folks, and there will be more to come.
*hands presents to the jury*
Tyrant: Am I done!?
Sir Vincent: Yes.
Tyrant: About time, i have some business at the hospital to tend to..... *muahahahahahahahaha* :devil:
Michele
02-01-02, 01:59 PM
I OBJECT!!!!!!
:redhotmad
:biggrin:
Flannel Avenger
02-01-02, 03:31 PM
:redhotmad
*A burning fire sears through the belly of the Flannel Avenger! A glowing light from heaven appears above the hospital and Flannel is miraculously healed and set outside of the forcefield*
*He runs back to the courtroom and slams the door open just as the Tyrant was trying to leave*
*The Tyrant suffers a severe concussion and the rest of the termite infested wood falls on him*
*being the good citizen Flannel is, he call in the same med school students to help the Tyrant*
*The med school students say that the Tyrant has low blood sugar, so Flannel oh so generously throws him a bee hive full of honey*
*The bees, still upset, sting the Tyrant twice as badly as they stung Flannel*
*At last, the Tyrant is placed in the ambulance, but they hadn't finished fixing it yet, and it falls in the river and the Tyrant is bounced all around by the rapids*
*The Tyrant escapes death in the ambulance, but a crocodile bites his left leg off on his swim to shore*
*It begins the rain and the Tyrant takes sanctuary under a large tree, unfortunately, the tree is struck by lightning multiple times. Each time the charge is transferred to the Tyrant*
*Then, being in the forest, the Tyrant is captured by the ents and is to be held until his trial for banning trees in Tyrantville can be conviened.*
*Flannel sits down next to his attorney, Michele, for the rest of the trial, after giving the jury candy, cake, ice cream, Salad, assorted fruits and flowers (for buttefly), and each a special Flannel pillow and blanket so that they will be more comfortable when they sleep sequestered.*
Now that is original :rolleyes:
Flannel Avenger
02-01-02, 03:39 PM
Didn't you read the part about the alligator?
Michele
02-01-02, 03:51 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hehehehe;)
butterfly
02-01-02, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by bigkat
*passes note to butterfly* things are confusing again...I never know what's going on. How do you get the Star Trek vending machine to work? All I get is Klingon food...
*passes note to bigkat* Oh just make sure you make your request in rhyme. The only thing you might have trouble getting is oranges.
HEY!! I want my food back, I have a vote now.
:redhotmad
butterfly
02-01-02, 08:20 PM
No can do, Reed (otherwise known as crossrythm) already ate it. Try the star trek vending machine, it should work.
Do they have moonpies??
:rofl:
*passes note to butterfly* I still can't make it work. An orange sounded good, but I couldn't make a rhyme, so I tried getting orange juice instead. But even to do that, I had to order other stuff too to make it work out. I got the juice ok, but the rest of my stuff got a little messed up. Do you think anyone in the jury would like some chocolate goose or roast moose?
I'm still trying to figure out how they got a slurpee out of it...
O magical machine
I want something wrapped in green
it does not hiss
I want a hershey's kiss
:biggrin:
to go with that
it's not made in a vat
I want some water
I am my mother's daughter
:biggrin:
(I should have a contest to see if anyone can make up cornier rhymes)
butterfly
02-01-02, 11:33 PM
*passes note to bigkat* try: it's not hard to deduce, I want orange juice. And actually, she didn't get a slurpee, she got a slush. But if you want a slurpee you could always say: I don't want a burpee, I want a slurpee! That should work. I don't know about chocolate goose, but some chocolate moose would be nice...mmm.....moose. (ie. the desert, not the animal. I don't think I spelt it right.)
Originally posted by Flannel Avenger
Didn't you read the part about the alligator?
What the heck, I'll play along....
Originally posted by Flannel Avenger
:redhotmad
*A burning fire sears through the belly of the Flannel Avenger! A glowing light from heaven appears above the hospital and Flannel is miraculously healed and set outside of the forcefield*
*He runs back to the courtroom and slams the door open just as the Tyrant was trying to leave*
*The Tyrant suffers a severe concussion and the rest of the termite infested wood falls on him*
*being the good citizen Flannel is, he call in the same med school students to help the Tyrant*
*The med school students say that the Tyrant has low blood sugar, so Flannel oh so generously throws him a bee hive full of honey*
*The bees, still upset, sting the Tyrant twice as badly as they stung Flannel*
*At last, the Tyrant is placed in the ambulance, but they hadn't finished fixing it yet, and it falls in the river and the Tyrant is bounced all around by the rapids*
*The Tyrant escapes death in the ambulance, but a crocodile bites his left leg off on his swim to shore*
*It begins the rain and the Tyrant takes sanctuary under a large tree, unfortunately, the tree is struck by lightning multiple times. Each time the charge is transferred to the Tyrant*
*Then, being in the forest, the Tyrant is captured by the ents and is to be held until his trial for banning trees in Tyrantville can be conviened.*
*Flannel sits down next to his attorney, Michele, for the rest of the trial, after giving the jury candy, cake, ice cream, Salad, assorted fruits and flowers (for buttefly), and each a special Flannel pillow and blanket so that they will be more comfortable when they sleep sequestered.*
*Then Flannel wakes up in the hospital bed and realizes this was all a dream and the horrible pain he is in overcomes his senses.*
The doctors confirm that flannel will be gone for the rest of the trial.
daisyflr99
02-02-02, 01:17 AM
Gosh all this talk about food made me hungry! I think I'll have a go at it...
I'd really like some fruit
and not a nasty boot
So I think I'll take an orange
And not a door hinge!
(so do i get an orange?? I had to try it..its the only thing that rhymes with orange!) :)
Daisy
*Go get 'em Tyrant!*
oops did i say that out loud??
:angel:
Daisy
wow...she got an orange out of the vending machine...she's good.
I'm keen
for a tangerine
:biggrin:
*tangerine comes out of the vending machine*
close enough....
butterfly
02-02-02, 08:10 PM
door hinge doesn't quite rhyme with orange....but I don't think the machine's that smart, so it should work. You could also try using the types of oranges rather that just plain "orange" Now....what rhymes with mandarin?
Orpheus42
02-02-02, 08:15 PM
If you use the proper accent, door hinge could easily rhyme with orange ;)
butterfly
02-02-02, 08:19 PM
Sort of I guess, if you say oaringe. It's the closest match I've heard anyways!
Orpheus42
02-02-02, 08:22 PM
dor'inge
oarange
:biggrin:
butterfly
02-02-02, 08:42 PM
awww.....you sound just like my Uncle!
Orpheus42
02-02-02, 08:44 PM
:rofl:
or you could use a tangerine like moi.
(In fact, I'm not supposed to say, but the tangerines ARE oranges)
butterfly
02-02-02, 08:55 PM
Yeah, tangerines are all right, but what I really like are mandarin, or actually my favourite are these moroccan oranges, however the name of them escapes me at the moment so I'll have to settle for the former. Now come on, does anyone know of a word that rhymes with mandarin?
Orpheus42
02-02-02, 09:04 PM
I like navel oranges ;)
plan-darin? ;)
butterfly
02-02-02, 09:12 PM
navel oranges are good too but they don't peel as well, and they're not as juicy.
Hmmm....let's try this....
I would like an orange,
of the variety mandarin.
My name is not Bob,
nor is it Ann Erin.
daisyflr99
02-02-02, 09:32 PM
Well its kinda far fetched...but how about :
Mandolin... mandarin
or
hand her in....mandarin
there...thats all i can think of :)
butterfly
02-03-02, 07:02 PM
*a whole pile of mandarins comes flying out the machines.*
Flannel Avenger
02-03-02, 09:59 PM
Isn't there supposed to be a trail going on here?
butterfly
02-03-02, 10:03 PM
a trail? I don't know about any trail. At the moment I'm in a trial so I haven't been able to go hiking. However if you'd like some trail mix I can get you some from the star trek vending machine.
Flannel Avenger
02-03-02, 10:11 PM
No thanks. I have 2 dozen of those in my secret lair.
Michele
02-03-02, 10:16 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Flannel Avenger
02-03-02, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by ilgwamh
*Then Flannel wakes up in the hospital bed and realizes this was all a dream and the horrible pain he is in overcomes his senses.*
The doctors confirm that flannel will be gone for the rest of the trial.
Must have been an out of body experience. The Tyrant is still being held by the Ents.
*Meanwhile the Alligator that bit off the Tyrant's leg developed a taste for Tyrant flesh, much akin to the Alligator that bit off Captain Hook's hand in Peter Pan. The Alligator is now following the Ents to finish off the Tyrant.*
hmmmmm..............
Methinks the fellowship of the ring thread has spread to other thriving threads.............
*tyrant kicks vending machine and an orange falls out* :devil:
Flannel, you are delusional.
*men in white come and take him away*
Originally posted by ilgwamh
*tyrant kicks vending machine and an orange falls out* :devil:
*passes note to butterfly* Apparently the tyrant thinks he's the Fonz...
Flannel Avenger
02-04-02, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by ilgwamh
*tyrant kicks vending machine and an orange falls out* :devil:
Flannel, you are delusional.
*men in white come and take him away*
hmm... The Tyrant must have escaped from the Ents... But he's still got only one leg...
*Meanwhile, Flannelus Prime breaks Flannel Avenger out of the hospital, and they run to the Secret Lair of the Flannel Avenger and use the organ replacement machine to heal the Flannel Avenger of the Tyrant inflicted wounds. Together, they return to the courtroom and Flannelus Prime stands in the back of the room ready to shoot the Tyrant should he try another assasination attempt.*
Sir Shaun
02-04-02, 01:50 PM
These Are the Words of the Supreme Chancellor...
I have found that there is too much going on here. I have Summoned Mr. X and he has brought a particular item which was gifted to him by the kind and gracious Butterfly.
Mr. X if you please give me the gift of which I speek.
**Mr. X reached into his pockets... Pocketssss.....Pockets....... whats in it's pockets......????? and pulls out a small blue velvet bag. (note that since part of the gift has been used it is now small enough to fit in a smaller container and also part of it is still hidden far away from here in aplace where none can reach it save Mr. X himself thus it shall remain safe)...and then hands the bag to the Judge.**
Now then, lets see here... Brain have the flannel clad one beam here and into that chair. Also I request that you beam the tyrant back into the witness bax. Now then...
**everso carefully Sir SHaun reaches into the bag and pulls out some of the precious powder that is held within. He then sprinkles it on the Tyrant and Falnnel.**
Now then you have both been cured of the delusions and inflictions the other hath put upon you... Now then Tyrant you shall remain in the witness box untill such a time as Michelle cross examines you. Flannel you shall be sequestered to a secret location where the tyrant cannot fidn you but you will be able to cominicate with your defense council as there is a special device which will take any note you write to her and transport it here to the court room... I believe you lesser civilized people call it a Computer... We prefer the term Brainomatic-transmogrification-note-teleporter-incrypter-decryption-device.
Now then since that is settled on with the trial.
Also Members of the jury please refrain from kicking the food maker like the tyrant did as it is horrible expensive and might break. Also if you want you can just draw a picture of what you want and it will teleport iit to you.
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