*ahem*

[Squeaky]

QUAAAAAACK!!!!!

:D

Squeaky

[Vinnie]

LOL

Squeaky is back!

Not that he ever went far ;)

[crossrhythm]

Yeah, no kidding. How's it going Jas... um... Squeaky?

[Orpheus42]

I believe thou must be mistaken. Jason is in prison, if thou wouldst remember- put there by a vile and foul-smelling Tyrant who would overthrow the peace-loving denizens of this board. I have no idea who this duck wouldst be.

Peace, Love, and Jesus Christ from the Villa of Evans,

Orpheus

[crossrhythm]

Perhaps he is the secret contact that you use to smuggle out these messages whilst you dwell in the dank dungeons?

[Vinnie]

Wants to inform everyone of a new Tyrantville edict. It is mandatory that all citizens of Tyrantville kill any ducks the see!!! We fear these sinister creatures are helping the Rebel Alliance. Failure to kill such beasts results in a 180 year imprisonment.....

I must now finish the rest of my supper. Squeaky tastes excellent....

[crossrhythm]

Alas, what have I done? I fear I have spoken too freely and in so doing have caused a most tragic event to occur! Oh, woe is me!

[Vinnie]

Join the Tyrant and I will spare the ducks. Join me not and I will ammend my edict.

Before the duck is slain everyone must look it in the eyes and say, "I'm sorry Reed had to do this to you...."

Will you join the Tyrant?

[crossrhythm]

Though it pains me greatly to know that I have endangered our noble winged supporters, I can not and will not join the tyrant! The sorrow I may feel at the loss of life of these heroic ducks would be nothing to that which I would feel if I betrayed my fellow man.

[Vinnie]

From his throne the Tyrant declares: "Kill the ducks. Kill them all."

*Sends out hordes of poachers and rabid dawgs*

[crossrhythm]

*Releases duck to provide warning to the others* *As the dogs and hunters approach, thousands upon thousands of ducks fill the sky and begin to dive at the intruders* *Several in the front lines nobly give their lives, but in the end, they overpower the dogs and hunters, diving at their faces and driving them back, bloody and blinded*

You're going to have to do better than that Vincent.

[Orpheus42]

Squeaky surely is a most noble, resiliant, and valiant duck, and so I am sure he shall not fall victim to the Tyrant's edict. Vincent, thou hast apprehended an imposter loyal to the cause!

Peace, Love, and Jesus Christ from the Villa of Evans,

Orpheus

[Vinnie]

I created a duck killing liquid that only harms ducks.

*Tyrant's swarm of pterodactyls drop the liquid all over Tyrantville destroying 97% of the duck population*

[crossrhythm]

However, the remaining 3% have developed immunity to this horrid concoction. Furthermore, it is discovered that because of a certain genetic mutation in this 3%, the liquid actually triggers an acceleration in their reproductive system, and the duck population is soon thriving once again.

[Vinnie]

ANd they will soon be dead as well. This is a bad thing for the IRA. More ducks will perish now. I had this planned from the beginning. I inserted the genetic mutation that ye speak of as if it was defeating my purpose.

Whose side are you really on?

Join me or die.

*pterodactyls release new duck killing chemical and wipe out 98% of the duck population*

[crossrhythm]

Vincent, thou art a fool! Why dost thou think that just because your chemical proved effective in killing the ducks in your laboratory, it will do the same in the outer environment? In fact, it does not. You see, just as you released the chemical, an unexpected snow storm moved into the area. The cold temperatures caused a change in the molecular structure of the chemical, so it was weakened. Even so, because of the chemical and the freezing cold, the ducks have been seriously weakened. Therefore, *orders Squeaky to lead the ducks to an undisclosed location* Only Squeaky now knows where the ducks are. Neither I, nor any other member of the IRA knows. Squeaky is the only link, and being the cautious duck that he is, he will prove hard to find by any but his friends.

[Flannel Avenger]

Heavenly Princess requested that the King create a duckpond behind her castle. It's under His protection. So all the ducks are now safe.

[crossrhythm]

Ah, this is a good thing to know.

[Flannel Avenger]

SEE!! SEE!! The Tyrant tried to mercilessly kill all the Ducks!!!

The true face of Tyranny!!!!

[Vinnie]

donald duck, daffy duck, roast duck....its all the same :yum: